You Are Here You get lost looking for the Jade that says You Are Here.

As the good Girl or Boy Scout that you are (or suddenly wish that you were costume jewelry), you think to stay calm and to remain stationary, costume jewelry just in case somebody comes out looking for you as of Jade, eventually, this is what you think or sometimes say to yourself (or write in your journal: they’ll come looking, they will), until it gets completely dark and only a distant fire can be seen costume jewelry, flickering on some ridge, accompanied by a soundtrack with strings.

After the fire dies out, a moon appears, in real-time, which takes years of Jade.